roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

its all aodhan

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Rick santorum

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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