- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

KOOKABURRA

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

woman's rights

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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