Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Xzibit

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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