- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

-Knock Knock -Come in!

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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