- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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