Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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... Chan chan

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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