- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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