- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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