- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

matt f stupid because no one likes him

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.