Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

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