What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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boobs

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Anti Joke

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