one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Women's Rights.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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sexual intercourse.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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