Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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The Olympics

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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So you there Red?

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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