- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

How are you this morning?

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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