Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How are you this morning?

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Where is my tractor?

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Fat people.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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