a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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4-4-2

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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