- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Lets go Yankees

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

whats a willy? -brock

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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