Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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