why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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