- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

why did the man die? he was shot

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Wanna here a good joke?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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