- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

YES! EXACTLY!

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

roses are red, violets are violet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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