what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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