Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

U mad?

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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