Womens' sports

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Here's another:

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racism...deal with it!

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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