- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

No thank you, I don't like violence

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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