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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

the WNBA

Your all fags

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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