Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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run farther?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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kesha is a virgin.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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