Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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