- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

This is not a joke

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

fruit salad?

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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