- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Knock Knock opens the door

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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