What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Your Mom

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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hi bye

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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