What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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The EPA.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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tee hee

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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