- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D