how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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This joke is funny

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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this is not a joke. jks

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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