Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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You will not press the like button.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Black...

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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book 'em danno

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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