- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

its all aodhan

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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