- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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