What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

why does column have a letter n?

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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