How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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