An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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lol a man is drowning

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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