whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

I hate long jokes -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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