A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Wigan.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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