- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

I'm hungry.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

A Sloth runs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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