- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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