Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Yock

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Blake wilkeys hair style

child labor

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

I'm hungry.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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