why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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purple pickles

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Anti Joke

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