- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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