- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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