- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

How are cars made? By magic.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Robin, Get in the Car

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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