what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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