- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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