What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

woman..parallel parking

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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