- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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