If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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