- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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