Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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._____________________. Whale!

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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u suck

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Your Mom

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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