A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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