- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Knock Knock opens the door

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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