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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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