What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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