- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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