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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why? Why Not?

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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