- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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