- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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How do you spell eight? 8

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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