Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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