Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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