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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

... Chan chan

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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