- Anti Joke

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

modern love

I think everybody ought to have a penis.