What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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