- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

children burning

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Donald Trump.

you lose.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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