Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

children burning

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

you lose.

Donald Trump.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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