What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Students, please find the surface integral.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

How are cars made? By magic.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Robin, Get in the Car

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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