"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

look under under where under under where. under the couch

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

GONNA

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

The guy above me has a very nice joke

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

He walked in a bar

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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