- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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