Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

You will not press the like button.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

a blond girl walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Black...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

book 'em danno

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -22

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

nice tits.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops