- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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