- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

racism...deal with it!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Where do you live? In a house

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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