What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Pineapple.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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A man killed himself.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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