- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets should be purple

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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